8 Innocent Things Made Horribly Filthy With Needless Censorship

5. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzmgd1Ejsvo In the whole Harry Potter franchise, there were very few swear words uttered. Ron punched Draco in the face and shouted a profanity and Harry is quoted as swearing loudly, but taking account the amount of times they've been in peril, they've been rather innocent. Of all the characters, Uncle Vernon is one who would have liked to have sworn a lot, both while Harry was around and when he wasn't, so it's likely that the late Richard Griffiths would have appreciated this video. After the hardships that Dobby has gone through, he's done very well not to swear or utter anything unsavoury, so once he's in Harry's bedroom he takes his opportunity to let it all out. Hagrid, the half-giant, half-human has always been fairly open minded, whether it be raising a dragon in his wood cabin, or wearing a Moleskin coat. However, when Hermione tells Harry how good it is to **** him, and vice-versa he seems a little sheepish. This isn't as bad as it gets for the pre-teens, what with Draco giving favours to get on the Quidditch team or Gilderoy Lockhart's expert training. Emma Watson managed to keep her good-girl image for the majority of the Potter era, but at 2:20 her reputation could have been ruined!