8 Most Random Emergency Ward Injuries You Won't Believe

4. Dog Slowly Eats Testicle

Next time you let your dog snuggle up with you at night - firstly, make sure you're appropriately dressed and secondly make sure your balls don't look delicious. A lonely middle aged man in search of some company decided to adopt a stray dog. For three weeks, the adjustment to household living was going smoothly. So much so, that the gentleman had no problem sharing his bed with the mutt. But something wicked had been brewing in the head of the dog. Something that is the complete opposite of cricket. On a night that permanently compromised the budding friendship, he ripped off one of the guy's testicles and chowed down. Now, you may be wondering how this is even possible. Why didn't the man wake up as his pooch gnawed away at his scrotum? Well, the man is paralyzed from the waist down. He woke up some time after the fact to a burning sensation. As he looked down he found a pool of blood around his genitals and his bloodthirsty pet chewing on one of his love-spuds. The unnamed victim was treated for his injuries at a local hospital - the dog was put down.