9 Celebrities Who Might Not Actually Be Dead

8. Jim Morrison

Jim Morrison

The firebrand Doors' frontman is said to have broke on through to the other side (sorry sorry sorry) aged 27. The self-titled "King Orgasmic of Rock" died in a bathtub in the now swanky area of Le Marais, Paris. Nice eh? Morrison, a long,long,long time boozer was joined by partner Pamela Courson in the City of Love for what was deemed an attempt to clean up. Or at least to shift a few pounds and get some fresh air. What ensued on July 3rd 1971 remains shrouded in mystery. One thing for sure is that there were drugs involved (no sh*t, Sherlock), but where and how they were consumed is still unknown. Possibly conveniently, there was no need to perform an autopsy on his corpse. French law considers it unnecessary if there are no signs of foul play. To add further intrigue to an already sketchy plot, former band member Ray Manzarek stated that no one had actually seen Jim's body as he was in a sealed casket. Still, dead or not, it's a right pain trying to walk past his gravestone in Pere Lachaise during the summer. Conspiracy theorists say: He's in the Seychelles sipping on Bahama Mamas and writing rambling 15 minute jazz japes.
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