9 Superpowers Santa Claus Clearly Has

8. Communicating With Animals

Talk To Animals It€™s one thing if you€™re driving a horse and buggy along a road, but this is Santa and his reindeer we€™re talking about. They€™re flying through the air and visiting almost every house in the world. Santa needs a lot more than a harness to point them where they need to go. The explanation is simple: he€™s able to communicate with animals. Now I should mention that Santa€™s reindeers are smarter than most of the animals on Earth. Considering how powerful and intelligent Santa is, he probably genetically enhanced the reindeer centuries before regular humans came up with the word €˜genetics.€™ These enhancement not only gave them the ability to fly (and in Rudolph€™s case made his nose glow), but also increased their intelligence significantly. The problem is that they still aren€™t able to speak any human language. It€™s a good thing Santa can speak the reindeer€™s language. He just hooks them up with a two-way headset and he can give them directions from the sled with his own headset, just like pilots communicating with air traffic controllers.
 
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