9 Types Of Cinema-Goer We All Hate To Be Around

5. The Descriptive Neanderthals

Cinema Godard

€œWho€™s that again?€ €œOh I think he€™s gonna shoot him€HA! I told you!€ €œYeah I knew he was going to do that€

Did you, did you know? Well please continue to enlighten us with your fascinating intellectual introspection, as I was not aware of the killer in the wardrobe, or the foreshadowing line delivered near the start of the film that now ties everything together. It€™s totally fine being so involved in the film that you start to second-guess what€™s going to happen, or look forward to a particular event play out, but when you€™re talking aloud to the entire room at the behest of your nearest and dearest, then it becomes a massive problem. Couple this entry with any of the above, or re-appropriate them as people who think they can get away with actually having a full conversation throughout the film, and you begin to realise exactly why the likes of 3D, D-Box and Gallery seats won€™t pull the punters back in, and why digital media is doing so well.
 
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