(Pictured: Queen Elsa of Arendelle. Homegirl really has that that whole tortured ice queen thing workin' for her, huh? Good lighting helps, too.) At this point, the whole world (more or less) has seen Disney's 'Frozen' and if you haven't, well, you should really sort out your priorities. The enchanting animated flick is untouchable right now with it picking up two Oscar statuettes in February (Best Animated Feature Film and Best Original Song), surpassing the $1 billion mark at the worldwide box office and Disney execs confirming that it will be made into a Broadway production. With the film becoming such an international phenomenon (and deservedly so), you can bet your lunch money that we'll be seeing a 'Frozen 2' in the next few years. Seriously, that 'Let It Go' by "the wickedly talented" Idina Menzel has been my guilty pleasure for the past three months. Speaking of guilty pleasures, Andi Dorfman was recently confirmed as the next semi-lucky lady to helm the next fascinating instalment of ABC's 'The Bachelorette.' That's really cool and everything, but we thought it would be more fun if we cast the very forlorn Elsa (pictured above) as the next 'Bachelorette' because (SPOILER ALERT!) Elsa is still on the market at the end of the movie. After undergoing some rigorous investigations, we learned that the following ten Disney princes are now, tragically, split from their former Disney significant others and looking for love just like our frosty femme fatale, Elsa. I have taken the liberty of preparing dating profiles for each Disney prince in application for our lovely bachelorette and the results were illuminating, nostalgic and, in some cases, oddly sexual. Sound off on the comment section below and let us know which of these animated hunks is worthy of Disney's hottest ice queen! "Gentlemen, this is the final rose of the evening," said Chris Harrison.
10. Eric (The Little Mermaid)
Residence: Land.Occupation: Prince. Height: 6'2". Hair colour: Black. Eye colour: Blue. Hobbies and interests: Dogs; playing the flute; deep V-necks. Most embarrassing moment: He almost married a sea witch once. He was hypnotized, so don't hold it against him. Last relationship: Arielle confessed in a recent sit-down interview with Oprah that Eric had initiated the breakup due to her struggles adjusting to life on land. His chances: I like Elsa's chances with Eric. I mean, the predominant reason that he fell for Arielle was that Eric's really into women who can sing (almost to a fault) and, as we all know, Elsa can belt one out like no one's business. As well, any guy who can overlook a woman's physical disability (i.e. Arielle's interim muteness) has a heart of gold. If I were a betting man, I'd put money on this horse.
Andrew Hunter is a Toronto-based freelance writer and Communications Consultant. Current Royal Roads University student, Seneca College and London School of Journalism alumni. He likes going to the gym, travelling, watching movies and he thinks his niece is pretty cool. He's also very active on Twitter @TheAndrewHunter.
