Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

12. Introduce Her To Your " Flogger" After One Coffee Date

Look, everyone has their own things, but some things should just be left to a third date or maybe after you are allowed to refer to him as something other than, "Mr.Grey". Don't nonchalantly tell someone after one date that the feathery, leather torture device in your playroom is called a "flogger". Why don't you go ahead and let them take the whole scene in before you put them on a first name basis with any implements of pain.

The feathery thing has me intrigued. I touch it hesitantly. It's suede, like a small cat-of-nine-tails but bushier, and there are very small plastic beads on the end. "It's called a flogger." Christian's voice is quiet and soft. A flogger...hmm. I think I'm in shock. My subconscious has emigrated or been struck dumb or simply keeled over and expired. I am numb.