Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

13. Turn A Romantic Moment Up A Notch With A Combo Of Paperwork, Scolding And Requests For Submission

Make sure that you shoot down your date's confidence and make them feel like an object as much as you can. This really puts people in the mood. Nobody likes to be respected and reassured, that's for sure.

"Does this mean you're going to make love to me tonight, Christian?" Holy sh*t. Did I just say that? His mouth drops open slightly, but he recovers quickly. "No, Anastasia it doesn't. Firstly, I don't make love. I f*ck... hard. Secondly, there's a lot more paperwork to do, and thirdly, you don't yet know what you're in for. You could still run for the hills. Come, I want to show you my playroom."

Again, reward her candor with crudeness. So dreamy.