Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

9. Insult Your Date's Taste And Their Financial Situation

Nothing says romance like an impromptu lecture on our societal caste system. Who doesn't love when your significant other informs you that he doesn't trust you to dress yourself to his standards and that he doubts that you could afford the type of frocks that he prefers. S-E-D-U-C-T-I-O-N.

"I want to lavish money on you, let me buy you some clothes. I may need you to accompany me to functions, and I want you dressed well. I'm sure your salary, when you do get a job, won't cover the kinds of clothes I'd like you to wear."