Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

8. Imply That Your Date Could Use A Few Hours At The Gym

This seems like it should be a given, but implying that your mate could hit the treadmill now and then is definitely the opposite of sexy. Flat out demanding that they exercise 4 days a week and expecting them to sign a written contract to that effect is abhorrent on an unmeasurable leve. Christian really has this seduction thing down to a science. Continue taking notes.
"I don't want to exercise four times a week." "Anastasia, I need you supple, strong and with stamina. Trust me, you need to exercise." "But surely not four times a week, how about three." "I want you to do four."
Good talk.
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