Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

21. Terrify The One You Desire By Purchasing Serial Killer Supplies From The Store She Works At

Even if you happened to run out of cable ties, rope and duct tape all at the same time maybe don't purchase them all at once from the person you are trying to woo. When people think you might potentially be a serial killer, they tend to stay away. It's that whole pesky fight or flight response that humans have. So frustrating.
"There are a few items I need. To start with, I'd like some cable ties." He murmurs, his gray eyes cool but amused.
Okay...who doesn't need cable ties every now and then?
"Is there anything else?" "I'd like some masking tape."
He must be painting....with cable ties and masking tape. Sounds plausible.
"Anything else?" My voice is husky and breathy. His eyes widen slightly. "Some rope, I think." His voice mirrors mine, husky.
911. 911!

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