Fifty Shades Of Grey: 21 Seduction Tips That Would Definitely Never Work

20. Threaten And Boss Around Your Potential Mate Right Off The Bat

Nothing should scream, "red flag!" at you more than your date demanding you to keep your head up and peppering you with veiled threats before your tea has even touched your lips. This should probably be even more alarming when this exchange occurs while you are on a casual coffee date with a man you have met about one day earlier. Upon their second or third meeting, Anastasia bravely admits to Christian over coffee that she is intimidated by him. He rewards her candor by chastising her for lowering her gaze and reaffirming her insecurity.

"You should find me intimidating." He nods. "You're very honest. Please don't look down. I like to see your face."

Don't use manners while simultaneously demeaning me. Thanks, sir.