1. Lola Bunny
2012 was a particularly horrible year for poor Lola the Bunny. Its possibly not such a surprise, considering shes had a tumultuous (but admittedly very successful) rise to the top ranks of celebrity. Her recent elevation to the limelight is due, in its entirety, to her joining the X-factor as a judge last year. Cute little bunny rabbit fluttering her eyelids, surely she could do no wrong?? One assumes it was for this reason Pepe le Pew hired her in the first place. Well, unfortunately she showed her true colours this year as we saw what a self-obsessed, arrogant, vain, conceited Addle-pate she had become. The first season of the X factor signalled the beginning of a year long promotional campaign in sight of her releasing her first solo album (after having fallen out with Dappy Duck and leaving the Looney Tunes). The first stop of this ultimately doomed folly came back in March when a secret home video of her giant teeth nibbling a carrot went viral. Some were surprised at Lolas apparent nervousness around carrots, or the fact she didnt seem like shed eaten many before- while others just felt shed drank too much potato juice before hand. All I know is, the subsequent commotion that ensued (with real heart to heart moments) pushed her straight back into the nations minds (and imaginations). Two months later, and surprise surprise Lola has come first in FHMs sexiest 100, now all was set for her to makes millions and millions of dollars from the adoring public. Oh but there was a problem. It turns out Lola had also realised she needed to practice eating carrots more, so she went from one field to another, to another, to another and even to one that belonged to a different rabbit and her family. Oh and did I mention she has a habit of sending vile, threatening, intentionally provocative messages at/about the Animaniacs over Twitter (what a Twidiot!). Oh, and when she doesnt get her own way in the new season of a tv show starts to have diva-fits and wanting to quit (although she doesnt because of the paycheck doh!). The final thing that makes Lola the bunny the biggest, wide-eyed creeper idiot of idiots this year Its the name with which she has re-branded herself. Possibly means nothing to the younger of you out there but in an act that would surely make Bruce Springsteen turn in his grave (at his annual funeral fitting appointment) she now calls herself The Female Boss. Lola, why are you a boss? Have you heard of Bruce, is this imitation as flattery?? Or, do you actually believe this? Quotes in the Looney Tunes Gazette about how tough she thinks everyone thinks she is, and how she feels everyone sees her as this strong minded powerful bitch would worryingly allude to the latter. The truth?? Sorry Lola, but youre a bitchin idiot, thats what we all REALLY thinkthats why your home video views have substantially eclipsed your record sales (of which Im sure Pepe bought every single self-gratifying one).
