WWDC 2012: 4 Levels of Rumours Swarming San Francisco

3. Realistically or For Those Who Can Think in Terms Outside What They Themselves Want

For the Average Joe/Jane/It WWDC is a conference that covers software. A believable argument for the Average Joe/Jane/it€™s thesis: It€™s in the title, World Wide DEVELOPER CONFERENCE. What the Average Joe/Jane/it thinks will be announced: OS X 10.8 Mountain Lion iOS 6 iCloud Apple will definitely announce an improved iCloud. This is certain because both Mountain Lion and iOS 6 will be adding improvements that will require more of iCloud. iCloud has yet to really wow anyone. Most of the time it is barely above useful line, and that€™s being optimistic. Then there€™s Siri, the uglyred-haired stepchild. It was a laugh to ask all the questions. Then, like a scooter made of fat chicks, we stopped using it before our friends saw us. This is why Apple does not, and should not, release betas. Whether ADD or just shortened attention spans, if something does not work properly most, if not all of the time, we are going to drop whatever it is and move on. No worries about turning into great piles of salt, when we move on there is no looking back. The Average Joe/Jane/it pleads, €œApple, please get a handle on these.€ Check out part 4 below...
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