WWDC 2012: 4 Levels of Rumours Swarming San Francisco

Here€™s What I€™d Like to See

I am a man with very simple tastes. I was a minimalist when it was known as being €œpoor€. I have but two wishes. First, as a writer, I want iWork syncing to work, perfectly, between my iMac, MacBook Pro, iPad 2 and iPhone. I blame the wait for this feature on Dropbox. Had they just accepted Steve Jobs offer, Apple would be the envy of the cloud community. But no! $800 million is not enough. Thanks a lot, Dropbox. Jerks! Second, it is about time for me to upgrade my laptop. I have been eyeing the MacBook Air since I purchased my current machine. The two were so close that my choice actually came down to a coin toss. Now, as my main concern is portability and not being Swiss Army Knife„-style covered, my next machine will be a MacBook Air. So, a new line of MacBook Airs with the new Sandy Bridge processor, retina display, 4G LTE, and €œPuppy Breath€ would be great. Thanks. That said, if they do not announce new Airs at WWDC I am still good. I have a few months until I am financially viable to act on my desire. If Apple waits to have the announcement later, as its own event, that would be just fine. Hmmm, I guess that means I have yet succumbed to the IGS. Better update my immunizations. And That, As They Say, Is That So, there you have it, the four groups of people and their best-case WWDC announcements. What group do you most identify with? Also, what are you hoping to see? What do you think, how about we get a nice long list going to come back to check on later today. Blow up the comments with your thoughts, concerns and/or corrections.
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Aeryk is a delicate fondue of Viking and Cajun stock, with all the subtly, grace and refinement of a moonshine high colonic. He wiles away the late, late, late hours in orgies of sex and violence with the likes of "Sex With the Headless Corpse of the Virgin Astronaut". His iTunes library is named Bad Mother F****r despite the fact it has The Bangles Greatest Hits. At night his dreams are of being a paid para-professional, part-time writer.