WWDC 2012: 4 Levels of Rumours Swarming San Francisco

4. For Those Who Don€™t Really Care

For the Don€™t Care crowd all the hype around Apple products is painful. Physically painful. WWDC is particularly acute, like popping a boil on your vagina/penis/it, yourself. All the while your mother holds back your hair, or fat, or whatever devastatingly shameful thing you can imagine. A believable argument for the Don€™t Care€™s anger: Smug is best served by scratching the person€™s eyes out with a rusty spork. As a Mac Fan, closely bordering on Fanboi, it is party line for me to trash the Don€™t Care. Thing is, I cannot in all honesty slander her/him/it. Smug is wack. Don€™t Cares want one thing: Everyone at Apple dead. Click next for our final part... what we would like to see announced.
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Aeryk is a delicate fondue of Viking and Cajun stock, with all the subtly, grace and refinement of a moonshine high colonic. He wiles away the late, late, late hours in orgies of sex and violence with the likes of "Sex With the Headless Corpse of the Virgin Astronaut". His iTunes library is named Bad Mother F****r despite the fact it has The Bangles Greatest Hits. At night his dreams are of being a paid para-professional, part-time writer.