"This is me at my most masochistic."
"I bet I could fry an egg on your head about now, if I wanted to."
"Bill, I'm pregnant. It's your baby."
"Do you find me sadistic?"
Stay at home dad who spends as much time teaching his kids the merits of Martin Scorsese as possible (against the missus' wishes). General video game, TV and film nut. Occasional sports fan. Full time loon.
