When Joe Cole sported this monstrosity in a league cup game against Southend, it was something I'm sure he now heavily regrets. A side mohawk dyed bright red that merged into some sort of monkey tail design (maybe?), it's a style that hasn't really caught on since. I wonder why... Not usually one to show his eccentric side through anything other than his once dazzling skill, this is definitely an oddity in the England star's career.
