It could be argued that Duncan Ferguson would not have become a cult hero at Everton had he not endured a controversial time at Rangers, but the temperamental Scot will not look back at his time with Rangers in a positive light. Ferguson earned his move to the Glasgow giants at the age of 21 after scoring 34 goals for Dundee United, but he soon found himself in trouble after head-butting Raith Rovers player John McStay. Ferguson had already left for Everton by the time he was sent to prison for three months but the incident proved more memorable than any of his achievements on the pitch. He would scored just five times in 23 appearances for Rangers, with three of the goals coming against lowly Arbroath in a League Cup tie.
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