10 Things We Learned From The English Premier League Football Weekend (15-17 September 2017)

9. It's Not Looking Good For Crystal Palace...

Manchester City's Sergio Aguero celebrates scoring their fourth goal
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...at all.

Frank De Boer toppled John Carver as the worst manager in Premier League history (statistically, that dishonour goes to Paul Jewell, but he never had the neck-throttling gall to suggest he was the greatest coach in the division, nor the sad desperation to stake a full-time claim to a horrific caretaker reign).

As neatly symbolised in the header image, replacement Roy Hodgson is sipping from a particularly poisoned chalice. There's some quality within the Crystal Palace ranks. The injured Wilfried Zaha showed glimpses of elusive consistency as last season drew to a close. Yohan Cabaye possesses a nous and reading of the game impervious to his advancing years. An in-form Mamadou Sakho is a sentient rock. But this is a thin squad absolutely bereft of confidence and depth. Palace somehow regressed from their positioning as the worst starters in Premier League history; conceding early goals is the signpost of a fear-stricken side, and in a league marked by and marketed with unpredictability, Steven Davis' 6th minute decider was as inevitable as a terrible Paul Merson take.

Palace's next three league fixtures - Manchester City (A), Manchester United (A), Chelsea (H) - read as Harold Camping's deranged scribblings. For those with a tendency for schadenfreude, it was grimly funny to note that Palace showed so much more against Burnley than they did here.

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