11 Footballers Who Might Be Universal Monsters

3. Dimitar Berbatov (Dracula)

Media Image LtdMedia Image LtdPale skin, moody, a widow's peak hairline? Surely not! Dimitar Berbatov is Dracula! Indeed, a post on the official Manchester United internet forum from 2009 says it all:
Watching him on the pitch, he is unlike any player I have seen before. His control of the ball is bone chilling, sometimes it's like he defys gravity, or stops time to control and move the ball. And the way he glides across the pitch, effortlessly, he seems to hover and float into position rather than run. Nothing phases him, his expression never changes, it's like he's a corpse. His link up play he (sic) out of this world, he sees things no one else does and the ease in which he floats the ball exactly where he wants it is inspired. Also, he's tall, pale, he has that slicked back dark hair, he's 28, but looks like a man with the wisdom of a 107 year old.
Universal PicturesUniversal PicturesThat supernatural ability which Berbatov possesses.... does it mean he's actually the fabled Count? Maybe, but he is yet to bite anyone, unlike this next guy...
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