12 Most Ridiculous Ever Newcastle United Haircuts

11. Fabricio Coloccini

The current captain's barnet is so 'good' the fans have made a song about it. With curls that would rival Colombian 'keeper Carlo Valderama's cut, the Argentine's appearance has seen any rival centre back with a similar do taunted with the chant of 'you're just a sh*t Coloccini' by the Gallowgate End. How many of you actually do want curly hair too, though?
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Geordie journalist with itchy feet having lived in Tenerife, France, Belfast and Australia.