15 Examples That Prove NUFC Isn't 'Your' Club

3. Your Club Will Use Fanciful Mathematics To Justify Their Lack Of Ambition

"The board outlined research into Premier League clubs in relation to domestic cup competitions in the last five years, with Swansea City the only club outside the traditional top six to win a domestic cup and not be relegated in the same season (Birmingham and Wigan Athletic were both relegated). "Independent research into the cost of relegation over the past ten years showed there is a 50% chance of not gaining promotion back to the top flight and a 30% chance of being relegated to League One or further. In addition, if clubs do return to the Premier League, it takes four years on average."
What a load of rubbish. Just look at Aston Villa, Mike...
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