"Throw me an alley-oop. I can dunk, I swear!", so they've been claiming for the entire warm-up, but you're yet to see any evidence. Occasionally the ball will graze the front of the rim and trickle hopelessly back down to the court, but usually the "dunkers" run-ups are aborted before they get anywhere near the basket anyway. Their excuses are never-ending; they just ate, the wind is too strong, and they can't do it when girls are watching. But they definitely CAN dunk, they swear.