Your man was even sweating before the warm-up even began. Now that he's ran a few layup lines and jogged slowly around in a circle, he's slathered in enough oil to power Europe for a year. Your defensive game will inevitably suffer, giving him way too much space in the paint and stopping every few seconds to wring out the front of your vest. The only possible course of action if you still want to win the game is to man up, block their every path to the basket, and take several showers afterwards.
Your man was even sweating before the warm-up even began. Now that he's ran a few layup lines and jogged slowly around in a circle, he's slathered in enough oil to power Europe for a year. Your defensive game will inevitably suffer, giving him way too much space in the paint and stopping every few seconds to wring out the front of your vest. The only possible course of action if you still want to win the game is to man up, block their every path to the basket, and take several showers afterwards.