Nile Ranger has been known to do some very strange things to his body. Whether it's getting his own name tattooed on his head or having a smiley face etched onto the inside of his gums, the ex-Newcastle man has found himself in the tabloids for his weird antics. He's also been known to wear a few striking hair dos, like this attention-grabbing zig-zagged cornrow that resembles lightning bolts. Terrifying.
Joseph is an accredited football journalist and has interviewed nearly all of the current 20 Barclay's Premier League managers. He is also a correspondent for Bleacher Report and has written for Caught Offside and Give Me Football.