30 Reasons Why Newcastle Fans Are Jealous Of Sunderland

6. St James' Is A Comedy Club

However, turning to St. James' Park, the only way you'll find a shred of enjoyment is by sampling the comedy club events. If you're not already fed up of the weekly comedy show offered up on the pitch every week, why not stump up some more cash to sample St. James' Park's finest entertainment?

5. Newcastle Are The Laughing Stock Of The Nation

From Kevin Keegan demonstrations, to protests aplenty, Newcastle fans somehow manage to snatch the title away from Liverpool as the most cringeworthy set of fans the country has to offer. In other news, if you're looking to make a quick bit of cash, bed sheets, black paint, and anti-Cockney propaganda merchants are rolling in cash on Tyneside.

4. Their Fans Take Embarrassing To A Whole New Level

Newcastle fans. The club is shared with this man. What even is that? IT is remarkably awful, and should be hounded out of the city immediately. But to say people are surprised, would be wrong. Over the years, there have been some tremendous fools connected with the club. From this guy, to the open-top bus protes. From Why Aye Man fancy dress costume wearers, to organisers of the pinnacle of all stupidity, the infamous 'funeral' for St. James' Park. *face palm*