2. John Terry
Mr Chelsea, JT, Daddies Sauce Dad of the Year 2009. These are probably the only names that I can legally attribute to Chelseas captain John Terry. When not illegally parking his Bentley in disable bays around the country, John likes to relax and unwind by what can only be described as getting hammered and embarrassing himself. In September 2001, John and the rest of the Chelsea squad were due to fly out to play Levski Sofia, but found themselves grounded at the airport due to the 9/11 tragedy. Finding himself at a bit of a loose end, John and a handful of team mates decided to spend their new found free time on a pub crawl, which mainly involved throwing food at other punters and urinating in bins. After stopping by at a bowling alley, where they hurled themselves down the lanes, they ended up in the bar of the Posthouse Hotel at Heathrow, joining other stranded travellers, many of the Americans, who had gathered to watch events unfold on TV. Whilst mourning one of their countries biggest tragedies, these Americans were then treated to the players throwing food at the pictures of firemen as they searched through the rubble for the dead, culminating in one player exposing himself to the onlookers. For his encore in 2002, Terry, claiming that an injured toe prevented him from getting to the nearest toilet, promptly whipped out his manhood and urinated into a beer bottle in the middle of a nightclub, before dropping it to the floor. Unfortunately for Mr Terry, the whole incident was witnessed on CCTV and he was politely asked to leave the premises. His faithfulness to his wife had also always been in question and this spectacularly came to a head in 2010, when it was revealed that he had engaged in a four-month affair with the girlfriend of his former Chelsea and England teammate, Wayne Bridge. He then built on his already soiled reputation by become involved in a police investigation into the racial abuse of Anton Ferdinand. During the 2011 match between bitter rivals Chelsea and QPR, Terry was alleged to have uttered a phrase towards Ferdinand alluding to the colour of his skin. Terry claimed his innocence calling witnesses such as the honourable Ashley Cole (see previous entry), however the incident was caught on live television, it being a Premier League football match and all, and the FA saw fit to punish Terry with a four match ban and a £220,000 fine.