The Ugly
5. Stoke (Away)
Stoke, a lot like the football they play, have unveiled a strip which makes my eyes bleed with just how awful it is. The colour combinations are just nasty, and the fact that we will have to see this jersey on the trees that are Peter Crouch and Robert Huth really does make it an unimaginable eyesore. I think it will be a kit not welcomed by any ground this season and may in fact deter them from looking at the pitch with the combinations of Stokes fluidity on the ball and this kit.