How the Olympic Ceremony Should Have Been Directed

Top Gear

Arguably the three most funniest guys in Britain, Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May, it would have been surprising and hilarious altogether to see what these three €œidiots€ would have done had they performed in the Olympic opening ceremony. Having travelled across the world in every sort of transport available, camped out in the most dangerous environments while encountering the most weirdest of adventures, I have no doubt these three would have had the world laughing to tears by the end of their segment. The ask for a live event using cars and such would have been quite an ask, however let's forget these three wouldn't have been the only vehicle dictionaries'. The expert, mysterious, driver known as just €œThe Stig€ would have also been at hand to make their act all the more thrilling. The beauty of these vehicle-loving gentlemen is their awing unpredictability. Also with each being British this segment would've fitted perfectly. Moreover, they would have definitely been more interesting to watch then a messy, badly choreographed act showing the use of social networking. Am I right?
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