How the Olympic Ceremony Should Have Been Directed

Harry Potter

€œHe-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named€! A shock to everyone, many were astounded by a giant Lord Voldemort as he made a brief appearance on opening ceremony night with his phoenix feather core wand. As excitement started to increase, people expected the great Harry Potter to be summoned to battle the Dark Lord. Instead bitter disappointment ran through the Olympic Arena, when instead of Harry, Mary Poppins turned up with her flying umbrella. Ummm... okay... I mean if Daniel Radcliffe isn't going to make an appearance at-least let the author, J.K.Rowling, of the worldwide famous series play a role. Neither of the cast of Harry Potter were used. Nor was any of Hagrid's €œpets€ required either. The highest grossing film series of all time, how the crowd would have been enthralled had Mr. Potter himself had played a part in the opening ceremony. An unbearable let-down to Harry Potter fans worldwide. This section of the ceremony should definitely have been more thought out.
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