Newcastle Fans Forum: What The Answers Really Mean

11. Free Kicks

Question: "Why over the last few years are Newcastle incapable of looking dangerous from corners or free-kicks?" Answer: "BM stated he was impressed with the positive change in this area against Aston Villa and that John Carver and his staff had been working on it on the training field. PP agreed and praised Sammy Ameobi for his deliveries. PP was also pleased to see Ryan Taylor back healthy on the pitch." What it really means: We've never thought about this issue as we've employed a couple of morons over the last four years, we knew they would never come up with a innovative way of scoring. How do you expect men of Pards and Carv's ilk to be able to come up with tactically astute ways of scoring from set pieces? If you want a proper manager, we're always open to donations to pay for his salary.