Premier League 2017/18: Every Home Kit Ranked

4. Newcastle United

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Puma/Newcastle United FC

There's no pretending that the huge blue text promoting a gambling website doesn't obviously blemish this kit, but keep in mind it's not Wonga. That aside, this is surely the finest clobber the Toon have knocked out in some years.

Why Newcastle are permitted real stripes by Puma whereas Huddersfield get that frothy mess is a poser. You'd imagine, with life being unrelentingly disappointing, that the Geordies would be forced into a compromise by having a solid black back, but no! Wisely opting for red numbers (which will admittedly clash horrendously with the sponsor), Newcastle have been able to circumvent the Premier League's idiotic rule. Easy on the eye from the Magpies.

Betting Firm Count: 9

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Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.