Premier League 2018-19: Every Third Kit Ranked!

1. Everton

PL Third Kits 2019
Umbro

This sweet Toffee's treat is yet to be confirmed, but dear lord we hope it's legit. The pattern wouldn't look out of place on the seats of a municipal bus (with added stale chewy and cigarette burns), but that doesn't mean it shouldn't adorn ten extremely well-paid Premier League footballers. It absolutely should.

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.