Premier League 2018-19: Every Third Kit Ranked!

13. West Ham

PL Third Kits 2019
Umbro

Hard to know what to say about West Ham's final polyester offering, really. It's white, with flashes of claret and blue which look as though they've been stamped on the shoulders with a potato. One thing's for certain: judging by the gloomy expressions, it's absolutely no laughing matter.

Editorial Team
Editorial Team

Benjamin was born in 1987, and is still not dead. He variously enjoys classical music, old-school adventure games (they're not dead), and walks on the beach (albeit short - asthma, you know). He's currently trying to compile a comprehensive history of video game music, yet denies accusations that he purposefully targets niche audiences. He's often wrong about these things.