Arguably the most 'marmite' shirt on this list. Have we ranked it too high? Let us know in the comments below... The naysayers have found many, many sticks to beat this shirt with from "Mike Ashley's put red and white on wor kit" (even though it's clearly pink), to "that looks like the seatbelt we can strap ourselves with when the season takes its inevitable downturn after Christmas". We, however, like to look at it as a subtle way to try and entice Yohan Cabaye back to the club, making it look a little big like a Paris Saint Germain classic...