Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit

10. Aston Villa

Team Performance: Villa players are starting at a disadvantage because their kit was clearly designed by a maniac who is keen to flatter no one. Maybe a closet West Brom fan? Despite this major downside, the players do OK overall. That sounds like damning with faint praise but the ability to even reach "OK" through a maroon and light blue combination is nothing to sneeze at. Best Individual Performance: You'd get not a lot of argument if you wanted Rudy Gestede in this spot, tall drink of bubbly water that he is. But just look at that blue steel. Idrissa Gueye deserves this victory.
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.