Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit
9. Bournemouth
Team Performance: The Bournemouth players are...fine? They're fine. Not fine like "oooh, he's so fiiiiiiiiiiine" just fine like "this coffee is fine". There's no one disastrous looking on the team and no one blow-your-mind-handsome either. They are entirely middle of the road. *yawns* Best Individual Performance: This was essentially a competition to see who could look the most like the generic boy next door and Callum Wilson wins it by a nose. Look at him. Nice enough smile, right? Now look away. Could you place him in a crowd? No? Exactly. That's the Bournemouth look.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
