Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit

4. Crystal Palace

Team Performance: Crystal Palace's roster isn't wall to wall barneys by any means but there's a je ne sais quoi about this team. Sure, there are a couple of megababes in the ranks but the main vibe you get is "interesting". So why are they so high in the rankings? Well, sometimes it's nice to celebrate types of handsomeness beyond the strong jawline, high cheekbones kind. Best Individual Performance: With that in mind, here is a man with a strong jawline and high cheekbones. Poor Newcastle. In letting go of Yohan Cabaye they've managed to shoot themselves in the foot in both the actual table and the hotness table.
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.