Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit
5. Southampton
Team Performance: Just as a superstar striker can elevate an entire team's play, so can a truly, miraculously beautiful man drag up a team's attractiveness. It's likely that without their star handsomeness performer, Southampton would be several spots lower. But fortunately for them, they have bagged themselves a world class looker who has pulled them out of mediocrity. Best Individual Performance: It's Graziano Pelle. Of course it's Graziano Pelle. Because Graziano Pelle looks like Graziano Pelle and honestly, who else on the team comes close? Is this man even real? If he was in fact carved out of marble (as he appears to be), isn't it hard for him to run around?
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
