Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit
2. Manchester City
Team Performance: A strong team all round with nary a disaster in the bunch and an unusual number of high performing hotties. In addition to their genetic advantages, this team does benefit from wearing a hugely flattering colour that does wonders for almost any skin tone. Best Individual Performance: Second runner up goes to the delightful Fernandinho. First runner up is Aguero's post-goal smile (though please sort out your hair ASAP, Sergio). But the clear champion is Jesus Navas and his wolf-like eyes, which seem to perfectly match the blue of his kit in an other-worldly manner.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
