Team Performance: Arsenal take the top spot by a whisker because while Man City are consistently attractive with a couple of superstars, Arsenal are consistently attractive with an embarrassment of top level babes. They also benefit from being the long time clubs of historical hotties Thierry Henry and Robin Van Persie, the elder statesmen of sexy Premier League players. Best Individual Performance: This was a genuinely tough decision. Does it go to Danny Welbeck's megawatt grin? Hector Bellerin's impossibly high cheekbones? Alexis Sanchez's tendency to run around shirtless pursued by labradors (follow him on Instagram)? Olivier Giroud's...well, Giroud-ness? In the end, we're giving it to Aaron Ramsey for his latter-day Beckham-esque charms. Good game everyone. Now hit the showers.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
