Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit
18. Stoke City
Team Performance: Deserved or otherwise, Stoke have a bit of a reputation for rough play and their player selection is evidence that they don't mind this reputation at all. They may all be perfectly nice lads but the general look of this team is "people you'd rather not meet in a dark alley". Best Individual Performance: There's a pleasant level of chisel about Erik Pieter's face and his blue eyes are absolutely lovely but it's also possible this is a "best house on a bad block scenario". He looks great by virtue of being the least scary looking dude on the team. So, uh...congratulations to Erik and commiserations to his teammates!
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
