Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit
19. Everton
Team Performance: Hard to rank this team's performance as that would rely on them having a functional website with images of all the players. Unfortunately, the Everton homepage is a blindingly-blue shambles which looks like it was designed on 90s-era MS Paint. So points are being automatically knocked off as this is clearly not a club concerned with aesthetics. Best Individual Performance: Look at that smile! Romelu Lukaku might have the cheeriest face in the entire Premier League and on occasion he's rocked dreadlocks like no one's business. It's also telling that when you Google his name, the first suggested result is "muscles".
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
