Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit
16. Newcastle
Team Performance: Newcastle are, to put it mildly, not having the best of seasons so far. It's hard to get a good read on their attractiveness levels when there's such a palpable air of sadness hanging over the group at all times. Misery is kind of attractive in poets but isn't a great look on athletes. Best Individual Performance: Daryl Janmaat earns extra grooming points for so effectively wrangling his curls with the help of a trusty headband. He has a bit of a poetic look about him so maybe that's why he's weathering this current storm with his handsomeness mostly in tact.
Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.
