Ranking Every Premier League Team From Least To Most Fit

15. Leicester

Team Performance: There's a sameness to a lot of the Leicester players that could lead an outside observer to believe that they're all related to each other. This isn't the case but it does make watching their games kind of confusing. Maybe next year every dirty blonde on the team can dye their hair a different colour for ease of viewing. Best Individual Performance: Matty James is one such dirty blonde and is mostly distinguished from the others by virtue of his vague dimples. So what shade do we think for him? Red? Green? Maybe a cheery yellow to offset the blue kit?
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Brydie is an Australian writer and performer living in London and she complains exactly the same amount about the weather as every other Australian living in London. Yes, that is her natural lip colour, no, she will not be taking any further questions at this time.