2. John Stamos
John Stamos is one of those special people that can bridge the generational gap. My mother had a crush on him back in the 80s and 90s, I have a crush on him now, and I'm sure that my (non-existent) children and grandchildren will have crushes on him in due course. The concept of being anything less than wildly attractive hasn't even occurred to him. You would think that they would put some kind of limit on being hot, like you can only do it for a certain number of years, just to give the new kids a chance, but no. I think it's crazy that he was obviously the eye candy as Uncle Jesse on Full House (which started airing TWENTY SIX YEARS AGO), and he's still getting the heartthrob roles. He has an endorsement deal with a yogurt company to be the prototypical hot guy, for God's sake. Seriously...the girls are like, "In a perfect world, every man would look like John Stamos." How can you fulfill that role in popular culture for so long? No, but seriously, tell me, because I think I could make a lot of money if I could somehow market the essence of John Stamos.