10 Best SpongeBob SquarepPants Episodes

4. Graveyard Shift (Season 2, Episode 16a)

SpongeBob Squidward Pizza Delivery
Nickelodeon

You mean you haven't heard the story of...the hash-slinging slasher?

Legend has it that every (what day is it? Tuesday?) Tuesday night, he arrives at the homes of those who dislike the show they call SpongeBob SquarePants. First, the lights will flicker on and off. Then, the phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. And then...the walls will ooze green slime? Oh, wait, they always they do that. What was that third thing? Oh yeah.

Finally, he arrives in the ghost of the bus that took his life, and approaches the home of unsuspecting SpongeBob haters. And you know what happens next?

He gets ya!

Okay, that's not 100% truthful on how the story goes, but this is a classic episode you must watch or re-watch. After all, you don't want the hash slinging slasher to get you for not watching this episode, do you?

Best Moment: Nosferatu.

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