Just when you thought Game Of Thrones couldn't get any more risqué - with the nudity and murders putting prison shows like OZ to shame - here's something that becomes instantly obvious the moment you hear it. A Game Of Thrones burlesque theme exists and has played out to sold out crowds in California, before selling out seats in Vancouver earlier this year. It's called "Live, Dirty and Dangerous" and the tagline is "Everything We Love About Game Of Thrones But More Dirty, More Dangerous, and More Sexy." So, if you happen to be a viewer who thinks that Joffrey's tortures don't have enough oomph to them, or Melisandre's sacrifices lack a certain something, then this burlesque lineup is for you. From an audience contest called Stark vs. Lannister to Dragon egg burnings, Joffrey Court Prostitution Abuse, Arya Howling (whatever that is..) and White Walker Rampage, this burlesque clearly aims to dull all your senses with every aggrandised Game Of Thrones moment, and since it's burlesque, every woman in the show wears little to nothing. There's even a "baby stabbing" act, based on the events from season 2 when the Lannisters ordered the murder of every bastard child Robert Baratheon fathered. While a Game Of Thrones burlesque show sounds obvious when you hear it, some of these acts are so ludicrous that we just had to include it on the list.
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