5. Chuckie Finster (Rugrats)
I've never understood the fandom around Chuckie Finster, quite frankly he irritated me to tears. He was a wishy-washy naysayer, a coward at the very bottom of the food chain. And his voice! It's like somebody shrunk Joan Rivers, Joan Rivers was then eaten by a frog, and then that frog was eaten by Chuckie Finster, producing a disgusting sound somewhere in between a caw and a croak, with lashings of spittle thrown in for good measure. And the worst thing is, as soon as it seemed like everyone was ready to just dig Chuckie an impromptu grave in the sandpit, he'd pull out the dead mother card. It's not my fault I'm a dithering dimbulb - I'VE GOT MUMMY ISSUES! Sure, Anjelica could be a total brat, but I actually liked Angelica. I liked her because she owned her distinctive brand of sassy snottiness - think about it, when those kids grow up, where's Angelica going to be? She's likely going to be hosting her own daytime TV show, a manic blend of Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Dr. Phil, screaming at her guests that they're garbage as she crams an endless amount of cookies into her mouth. Chuckie? He's probably going to be watching Anjelica's show in his dad's basement, zonked off his brains on Zoloft (for those mummy issues), wondering what's 'scarier': working at KFC, or McDonalds?
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